Sure, the pain fetches rule the roost in competitive formats built around land bases with a ton of dual lands, but outside those formats, these two guys are the best fetches youll find in the land box
Once per turn: You can return as many of your opponent's banished cards as possible to their GY, and if you do, the first battle or effect damage your opponent takes this turn becomes doubled
Clockwork Percussionist is a smaller 1/1 guy, a wind-up monkey that plays a drum, but the drumsticks are bones, and the drum itself is torn open into a giant, drooling monster mouth, D&D Mimic style
Sure, its not the most important detail, but hopefully its not a permanent change
Don't sleep on Veteran's Armaments