I Just Wet My Plants T Shirt Size:Large measure it chest to chest

measure it chest to chest

we know this particular blend of grown-up-on-paper and menace-in-practice

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I Just Wet My Plants T Shirt Size:Large measure it chest to chestWet My Plants T Shirt, Innocent Gardening Confession You read it once and pictured the watering can, then read it again and raised an eyebrow, because the older you get the more often the line feels uncomfortably accurate. It says wet my plants, of course, and the second glance is where the whole joke lives. "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)